RAPE CUNT.
Some facts about me. :D
I tried to fly once, didn’t go well.
On the contrary to what everyone thinks, believe it or not i have never had sex with a goat.
When i was a baby, i had no neck and i had to grow into my head.
I headbutted my Kindergarten teacher, that was my first suspension ever
Memories :D
I like to hit toads with my lawnmower.
I have a Mother that smokes WAY too much weed with a mental disorder.
My grandma has a problem with black people and nudists.
Should of seen her face when i was watching the discovery channel.
I actually do have mini sandwichgasms.
For some odd reason always wanted to watch Oprah Winfrey and Rosie ‘O’donnel kiss eachother.
Apparently my Grandma is a lesbian and i’m her girlfriend.
I accidentally called my mum a knob jockey once, and shit went down.
I used to have long conversations with plants, still do from time to time, although they never answered back.
I found a huntsman spider in my toilet bowl one time, i shit bricks.
Always wondered if Oprah Winfrey’s vagina looks like predators mouth.
I’m scared of suimin noodles.
Announced my mothers menstruation process in a shopping center once when she tried to embarrass me, paybacks a bitch.
Come here and i’ll show you how real men fuck.
Watched a man fist a cow to get his ring back once.
-Frodo ♥
Always wanted to see Humphrey bear and Barney the dinosaur dutch rudder eachother.
Was dropped by a four year old when i was 14, little cunt punched me in the balls.
I like to pretend i’m a 14 year old blonde on Omegle.
Always wanted to make a dragon-goat hybrid, so i could ride a fire-breathing flying goat.
I think Unicorns a just the result of some inbreeding between a horse and a narwhal.
I Wish i was Chuck Norris.
Always wanted to taste human meat. :L
Kangaroos make me horny.
I had a 5 inch bolt go into my leg in 4th grade, 25 stitches later.
